http://www.k-l-a-s-s-y.com/pineapple/archives/2005/12/28/dis-gus-ting/ Sat, 16 Jan 2010 07:22:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 http://www.k-l-a-s-s-y.com/pineapple/archives/2005/12/28/dis-gus-ting/comment-page-1/#comment-2400 h.barista Thu, 29 Dec 2005 04:57:42 +0000 http://www.k-l-a-s-s-y.com/pineapple/archives/2005/12/28/dis-gus-ting/#comment-2400 Simple prescription- Baking soda, tonic, and salt. Make a paste and apply to stain. Liquor and soda- Add to ice and drink. Repeat. Pass out. Scrape paste off floor in the morning. Should work. Worked when a dead rat (or perhaps dead squirrel) was trapped in carpeted room over one-week period. Simple prescription-
Baking soda, tonic, and salt.
Make a paste and apply to stain.
Liquor and soda-
Add to ice and drink. Repeat. Pass out.
Scrape paste off floor in the morning. Should work. Worked when a dead rat (or perhaps dead squirrel) was trapped in carpeted room over one-week period.

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