last night was the last night of the roadsteamer residency at all asia. it was FABULOUS. with a record-breaking crowd and awesome music. everything was absolutely perfect, and for one more night mondays didn’t completely suck balls.
next monday is going to pale in comparison.
next monday is going to wish roadsteamer was around to rock its fuckin’ socks off…
but me? i’ll be watchin’ the videos and re-livin’ it all.
all hail the overwhelming power of a hefty tax refund burninating a hole in your wallet!
me this past weekend? total shopping whore. if you were sellin’ it, hell, this girl was buying it. online, at the mall, on the road…i came, i saw, i consumed. shameless, shameless spending, really. but now i have unbelievably cute outfits, apartment gadgets and plane tix home to see my friends. so it can’t all be bad, right?
of course, no shopping spree would be complete without paying homage to the gods of ikea and target; thus, my apartment is that much MOAR AWESOME due to snazzy shit i just got. i’ll have to throw up pictures or something, because shit is coming together.
and really, it’s about time. i mean, i’ve already lived here a year…
can you believe it?
so much delicious delicious foodz! good foodz, good drinkz, good company, best.dinner.ever.
hooray for chinese new year!
welcome the YEAR OF THE RAT. even though, no year is as dear to me as year of the dog.
According to the Chinese Zodiac, the Year of 2008 is a Year of the Rat (Earth), which begins on February 7, 2008 and ends on January 25, 2009. First in the cycle of 12 Animal signs, Rat Year begins the sequence and recurs every twelfth year. It is a time of renewal in so many ways. From New Year to Valentine’s Day, to the arrival of spring, may all the blessings and delights of the New Year be yours.
A Rat Year is a time of hard work, activity, and renewal. This is a good year to begin a new job, get married, launch a product or make a fresh start. Ventures begun now may not yield fast returns, but opportunities will come for people who are well prepared and resourceful. The best way for you to succeed is to be patient, let things develop slowly, and make the most of every opening you can find. People born in an Earth Rat are said to be logical realists, shrewd, charming, ambitious, and inventive. Of course, the entire horoscope must be considered when making any personality assessment.
tonight, i get to go out with some of my favorite peoples and enjoy delicious, delicious foods at green tea to celebrate. so exciting!
suck it DRY, you boston assholes!
the patriots? THEY LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST!!!
oh thank you sweet jebus for dumping such a rousing DEFEAT on their smarmy, arrogant, douchebag asses. fuck you tom brady, fuck you randy moss, and fuck you bill belichick. i guess it’s true what they say: CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER!
and i couldn’t be happier. this victory is for everyone the patriots stomped on, for every fuckbag pats fan that doesn’t know the meaning of decorum, for every head coach that doesn’t stoop to such low levels of “competition”. the evil empire has been BROUGHT DOWN. a-men!
hell, even i didn’t think the giants could do it because i mean…it’s the giants. what have they got to show for a season other than an 0-2 start and a manning brother that is still wet behind the ears? yet, eli had an uncanny knack for executing 3rd down conversions every time. and though it wasn’t the most beautiful game played on the giants part, they controlled the ball and held back the tom brady machine. oh and how sweet was it to see precious, precious defeat etched into that stupid face? suck.it.dry.brady! and i think the defining moment of the new england patriots during the superbowl and of their entire season was this: their own “head coach” couldn’t even stand to stick around for them in the final one.fucking.second. of the game.
what does that tell you?
sportsmanship, good conduct, pride in your men, strong leadership…these are all things that belichick wouldn’t know if they bit him on his creepy, douchey ass. i mean, it’s one thing when an egotistical player pulls a stunt like that, but when i coach does it? much less the head coach? weak.
the empire has been brought down, boys and girls. hell yes!
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!??!?!
ahem.
yes, yes, it’s that time of year again boys and girls: superbowl fuckin’ sunday.
truly the one and only real american holiday. it has all the basic tenets of bein’ an american in one spectaculagganza: rampant consumerism, thinly veiled sexual exploitation, homoerotic competition, over-exaggerated brawn & prowess, media propaganda and good ol’ american sportsmanship. can you smell it? can you? it smells like freedom.
team america, FUCK YEAH!
but you know what? i don’t care. sure the ads are a ridiculous ploy to warp the minds of the american consumer; and of course far too much totally unhealthy food is consumed by the masses; and obviously it’s not really a world championship…but when you strip away all that bullshit what you have left is football.
football, ladies and gentlemen, that wonderful past-time of full-contact, no-holds-barred, totally exhilarating competition. and of course, i’d be lying if i said i wasn’t disappointed that my boys in silver & black aren’t playing this year…but they have had their years, and they will have them again. i have no love for either team competing, but that does not dissuade from my love of the game. a whole season boils down to this one pivotal moment…for every team.
it’s an unspoken holiday, superbowl sunday is. and i fully intend to celebrate: beers are in the fridge, bbq pork is simmering in deliciousness, chips & dips are being prepared. it is a good thing.
the only thing that will top off the day is if tom brady comes down with an explosive case of herpes. but, in the event that doesn’t happen, i’ll settle for a giants win (the ny giants? wtf? who expected that?!). superbowls lose their luster when there isn’t a team you’re even vaguely interested in playing…but, i have a tendency to vote for the underdog so:
GO GIANTS!
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