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i just froze the fuck out of all of my extremities running to the stop & shop to get groceries for a winter-friendly dinner.
after a week of beautiful (yet out of place), damn-near-springlike, 50-degree weather, new england has decided to put everyone smack down in their place once again with a bout of frosty snowfall and plummetting temperatures. sonofabitch.
thus, all i’ve been able to accomplish today is take forfuckingever to do my mountains of laundry and scrounge up the fixin’s for a yummilicious broccoli-chicken-cheese casserole.
(is that not the most boring thing in the world to read?)
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is it wrong that i desperately want to go to LegoLand? because i do…so very much. fuck a disneyland, yo. legos is where it’s at! i’m still bitterly disappointed over the fact that i had to go see the stupid stinky castle of windsor in england instead of LegoLand windsor. what kind of bullshit is that? i mean, how freaking often am i in the god damned UK? seriously!?
::sigh::
but just as i am managing to cope with the heartbreak over that particular loss, the people at lego decide to deal me another tragic blow…
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so scooter & i were bemoaning the unavoidable holiday weight gain that we have each respectively succumbed to earlier this evening…oh how i dread, yet never fail to avoid, the fattening. and she pointed out that everything that is good & pleasurable in life makes you fat.
such as:
- eating
(or in my case, merely even thinking about looking at food) - drinking
(do you have any idea how many calories are in alcohol?) - watching tv/the innernets/general states of “rest”
etc.
and i’m sure there are more things that are fun to do that will undoubtedly result in a considerably larger ass.
however, i started thinking of all the funtastic things you can do that won’t result in thunder thighs and quadruple-chins. in some cases, it may even prevent unseemly weight gain.
for example:
- wanking
(aside from the unfortunate possible RSI risk, it’s all good!) - fucking
(unless of course you get knocked up…then, FAT!) - sleeping
(it would be pretty fucked up if that made you fatter) - smoking crack, heroin or meth
- smoking – the non-crack/heroin/meth kind
(occasionally mentioned as an appetite suppressant) - becoming a professional coke whore
(it’s fun and profitable!) - molesting children
(ever notice how svelte michael jackson is?)
at any rate, the battle against my ever-widening ass continues. at the very least, i’m doing it for the sake of all them fine folk down in rhode island; because when i stand up, my ass eclipses the sun for the entire state of rhode island. it’s not a pretty sight.
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and thus, with a sip of delicious scotch, the year 2006 is here.
holy mother of god am i happy that bastard, pig-fucking, sonofamotherlesswhore year ’05 is over.
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i have one more full day on the east coast…just one more day…just one…
then it’s cramped in a plane for an ungodly amount of time. layovers and headaches and turbulence. then it’s endless highway and even more endless emptiness. bare plains and dusty old streets. the smell of the feedlot, the empty skeleton of the railroad. the quiet.
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d.u.m.p.s.t.e.r.
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cold snap
Sunday, January 15th, 2006i just froze the fuck out of all of my extremities running to the stop & shop to get groceries for a winter-friendly dinner. after a week of beautiful (yet out of place), damn-near-springlike, 50-degree weather, new england has decided to put everyone smack down in their place once again with a bout of frosty […]
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i am NOT too old for this!
Monday, January 9th, 2006is it wrong that i desperately want to go to LegoLand? because i do…so very much. fuck a disneyland, yo. legos is where it’s at! i’m still bitterly disappointed over the fact that i had to go see the stupid stinky castle of windsor in england instead of LegoLand windsor. what kind of bullshit is […]
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bulking up for the winter…
Friday, January 6th, 2006so scooter & i were bemoaning the unavoidable holiday weight gain that we have each respectively succumbed to earlier this evening…oh how i dread, yet never fail to avoid, the fattening. and she pointed out that everything that is good & pleasurable in life makes you fat. such as: eating(or in my case, merely even […]
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año nuevo
Sunday, January 1st, 2006and thus, with a sip of delicious scotch, the year 2006 is here. holy mother of god am i happy that bastard, pig-fucking, sonofamotherlesswhore year ’05 is over.
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time is running out…
Monday, December 19th, 2005i have one more full day on the east coast…just one more day…just one… then it’s cramped in a plane for an ungodly amount of time. layovers and headaches and turbulence. then it’s endless highway and even more endless emptiness. bare plains and dusty old streets. the smell of the feedlot, the empty skeleton of […]
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