i am having a beer at work.
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i am having a beer at work.
beer
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at work, i am having a beer. i am at work having a beer. having a beer at work, i am.
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i am so fucked right now.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. can i fast-forward through the end of the month already? please?
i’m sitting here planning out the next week and how it’s gonna roll and it’s just…not looking good at all. seriously, just bad as fuck left & right and i don’t really know what to do about it right now. every which way i figure it, it’s just bad. or worse…even if i leave things out and such, or “creatively rearrange” it just gets bad. i don’t know what to do…
fuck.
two days of driving my car to work and now…now, the endless waiting for the 64 in the morning ON TOP of the god-damned construction work on n. harvard ave!?!?!?
oh noes…subway & bus lines, how my hatred of thee has grown.
not even parking tickets are as much as an inconvenience as the MBTA.
today, boys & girls, was my last LAST last day at job #1 and i couldn’t be more thrilled if you gave me a thousand raspberry popsicles and an apartment with central air!
…well, that’s not entirely true. considering how new england is hotter than a rotted crotch right now, i’d probably sell my soul for central air.
No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than central air.
but, finally breaking free of the oppressing shackles of government-affiliated employment feels goooooood. i think i even did a little dance. in fact, i’m sure i did. maniacal glee followed my last trip past security out of the lobby. and it was like a huge, menacing weight was lifted off my shoulders.
woo hoo.
now, if i could manage to find the time to pack tonight…
and then i’m free from job #1 and all the horrible, restricting jackassery that is associated with it. and for that i am thankful. never again will i be trapped in the ventillation-free vault that is bookprint. never again will i suffer the anal-rapage of the mailroom. never again will i have to endure nonstop scanning sessions in PRISM. never.again. fuck yes. tomorrow is my last day and i couldn’t be more thrilled.
and then i go all the way to southeastern bumfuckville and pickup my baby.
and then i head out on the open road and try to make it back to allston rock city with gravy & scooter in tow all in one piece.
daunting, man.
there are about a million and one things that can go wrong, and you fucking know that i’ve been obsessing about each and every last one of them nonstop since i first considered taking on this endeavor. cuz like, that’s what i do.
but i’m excited. and by this time next week i’ll be on the open road.
should i have quit job #1? should i get a temporary job #3/eventually-job-#2? am i totally fucking myself over? how god damned expensive is this road trip going to be? am i going to afford it? have i saved enough? should i work overtime to compensate? will i be ready in time? will i get everything squared away at job #2/soon-to-be-only-job in time for the trip?
oh
my
god
STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!! STRESS!!!!
::deep breath::
and there’s like a million other things i haven’t even begun to touch on that are just plain freaking me the fuck out.
although, thus far i have about 6 pages (small type, two column-ed) of hotel listings corresponding with a rout map for every possible leg of the trip. oh man…so soon, a week from wednesday. OH MY GOD.
well boys and girls, the honeymoon has ended.
or rather, more accurately, it was totally fucking OVER about 4-5 months ago, but i’ve been so swamped with job #2 frustrations (and accomplishments) that i haven’t had any time to actually sever the ties — as it were — and finally tell job #1 that they can fall on their collective knees and LICK DEEZ NUTZ.
you know it’s bad when you haven’t even set foot completely in the building yet and you are already disgusted and can’t wait until you can leave. and that, my friends, is exactly how i feel at job #1 each and every day. it’s ricockulous. i just…totally and completely fucking hate it there. and while i’m busy ironing out this job #2 stuff — which is going better and better by the day — i may have a brief period of pay cuttedness (is that even a fucking word?) but it’s going to be so worth it in the long run. really, it is.
and like, i’m totally leaving in a few weeks (2 weeks from thursday) to get my baby, so fuck all y’all.
seriously, i’m giving my notice tomorrow.
and HOW!!!
soon: pirates!
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i am so fucked right now. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. can i fast-forward through the end of the month already? please? i’m sitting here planning out the next week and how it’s gonna roll and it’s just…not looking good at all. seriously, just bad as fuck left & right and i don’t […]
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two days of driving my car to work and now…now, the endless waiting for the 64 in the morning ON TOP of the god-damned construction work on n. harvard ave!?!?!? oh noes…subway & bus lines, how my hatred of thee has grown. not even parking tickets are as much as an inconvenience as the MBTA.
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today, boys & girls, was my last LAST last day at job #1 and i couldn’t be more thrilled if you gave me a thousand raspberry popsicles and an apartment with central air! …well, that’s not entirely true. considering how new england is hotter than a rotted crotch right now, i’d probably sell my soul […]
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and then i’m free from job #1 and all the horrible, restricting jackassery that is associated with it. and for that i am thankful. never again will i be trapped in the ventillation-free vault that is bookprint. never again will i suffer the anal-rapage of the mailroom. never again will i have to endure nonstop […]
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should i have quit job #1? should i get a temporary job #3/eventually-job-#2? am i totally fucking myself over? how god damned expensive is this road trip going to be? am i going to afford it? have i saved enough? should i work overtime to compensate? will i be ready in time? will i get […]
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well boys and girls, the honeymoon has ended. or rather, more accurately, it was totally fucking OVER about 4-5 months ago, but i’ve been so swamped with job #2 frustrations (and accomplishments) that i haven’t had any time to actually sever the ties — as it were — and finally tell job #1 that they […]
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