i am OHMYGODSOFUCKINGPSYCHED!!!
ahem.
seriously, though, this is going to be awesome!
our new home is going to be so mind-blowingly fantastic i can barely stand it. and i want to move RIGHT NOW! but i guess i can hold out for a few more days.
maybe.
if i have to…
there is no christmas tree this year. normally, i pull it out and clear out space in the livingroom and set up the lights and ornaments and all of that. right now, all we have is our stockings up. it was super sad finding my brother’s stocking from last year, all by itself in the closet. part of me misses having a tree up, but i’m too stressed over everything going down this year.
other things i’m not doing? baking, cooking or making super delicious things in general. no sweet treats, no cheesecakes, no cookies or chocolates or tasty snacks. no meat christmas, no elaborate dinners, nothing. i’ve been so worn down with being ohmygodfuckingsiiiick forever and ever and school and general exhaustion that it’s just not happening this year. is it sad? yeah, it’s pretty damn sad.
it’s finals week.
i am not doing well.
oh god, please kill me now.
please?
i got a response from my professor on my first math assignment today…
i didn’t fuck up! i didn’t fail the assignment! in fact, i actually got a good grade on the damn thing!
oh my god…
i am wearing my incredibly cute a’hoy matey! dress with my new skull & crossbones galoshes and weather be damned, it is awesome. some days, you just have to be a pirate, savvy?
remember saturday morning cartoons growing up? remember waking up uber-fucking-early and getting juice or cereal or poptarts and settling down just to catch every moment of kick ass programming? remember how cartoons nowadays are so incredibly retarded they will make your brain meats liquefy into a puddle of dumb ass and leak out your ears? yeah…me too. what i don’t remember — because i’ve so clearly blocked all this shit out — is how utterly disturbing some of these cartoons were: Top 10 Most Disturbing Moments in 80s Cartoons. only now am i re-remembering all of these extra fucking special moments in cartoon history, but obviously the fact that i had NO IDEA until now speaks to my awesome powers of represson. plus, i am totally ashamed of how i wanted nothing more than to be jem! when i was 5 years old (the year before i was rainbow brite). ps – don’t fuck with the smurfs!
in other news, the TSA is still run by utter and complete assholes. are you even a little bit surprised?
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