last night…
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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patsquatch party. cow dancery (also, radioactive zombie cow dancery). movie of absolute hilarity. one psycho-kitty-free morning. silver & black victory. jason lee breakdancery. LCD awesomeness. salamanders & sandpeople on tv.
did my weekend fucking rock or what?
yeah…
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i am full of sacrelicious glee. so full i can hardly contain it!!! w00t! and yay!!!
what is it about three day weekends that rocks my face so hard? is it starting the week with a sexy as hell awesome as fuck NIN concert? is it not working on a friday? is it having a lovely bottle of malibu on hand at all times (with mr. jd thrown in for the brief three-way)? or is it going to the comic book store and scoring not only the newest issue of Battle Pope but UltraChrist! on dvd as well — now for 50% off?!?!?!?!!
fuck yeah, it is. all.of.the.above.
i scored big time yesterday. newest battle pope and a movie of such sacrelicious, deliciously jesus-and-lesbian-filled awesomeness that it definitely gave Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer a run for its money. of course, considering JCVS is pretty much the pinnacle of film greatness and has everything awesome in it you could possibly imagine — except for monkeys and/or midgets because that would probably kill me — no movie will ever be greater than it.
but of course both movies had to be watched yesterday — and inflicted upon others — back to back! and it was awesome. jesus in spandex. jesus fighting kung fu. jesus with a bunch of lesbians! what is it about jesus movies and lesbians? they are always in them. always. and jesus seems to be really down with the lesbians, ya know? i’m thinking he’s just keeping his options open for a three-way. especially since these movies tend to favor the so-called “lipstick lesbians”. jesus is totally probably lookin’ to get in on that action. because you definitely don’t see him going around all: ‘all love is beautiful, in the eyes of the lord’ around a crapload of bull-dyke man-haters, that’s for sure. nor do you see him gleefully looking on while a couple of dudes make out heartily. i’m thinking that’s because jesus does not like the buttsex unless it is with chicks.
still, it’s funny that every movie thus far that involves the awesomeness of jesus christ also includes lesbians. as well as some truly awesome lines.
and while we have yet to stumble across a jesus christ porno — i’m sure it’s out there, and it’s probably terrifying as all hell — these movies have satisfied me beyond belief.
then again, i wonder if you could consider passion of the christ a smut film? because normally, i just think of that as one big pile of vomit.
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(advanced apology to the midget, before i begin. hee!)
so last night i EXPLODED with glee over the NIN show. it was so.fucking.awesome. i wish there had’ve been a mosh pit, though. that is the only thing that would’ve made it better. but of course, the fleet center (bank north of your mom whatever they’re calling it now…) is full of concert nazi bastards and of course try to make it as unpleasant as possible — which is like, virtually impossible considering nine freaking inch freaking nails was playing! HELLO PEOPLE, STOP TRYING TO FUCK WITH AWESOMENESS!
my concert buzz lasted well into mid-day today, for serious.
and they played all the new stuff i love, plus all the old stuff i love, plus rocking the fuck out!!!! and trent reznor is still one of my future baby daddies. he may be 40 years old, but he can still totally rock out with his cock out!
of course, as i’ve been binging on concerts left and right, i’m starting to realize that boston isn’t really a music-friendly setting. there’s virtually no opportunities for quality hip hop shows, festivals of musical glee are limited, club venues are assy and lame and also suck big floppy donkey dick (see also: the avalon), small hole in the wall places only really get local groups or obscure no-names (which can also be awesome, don’t get me wrong), and the large arena/stadium/etc. venues are totally ill-suited for music. the orpheum has shitty acoustics, the avalon is more concerned with their shitty club nights than they are shows, paradise is ok but has a limited offering most times, the middle east (depending on which one) is either poorly organized or has crappy sound, the roxy is ok sometimes, axis rarely has stuff, and the fleet center is full of nazi bastards. though the fleet boston pavillion is nice, but can be bad in crappy weather.
it’s just…between the T’s assy schedule and a lack of decent venues with competent sound people, boston doesn’t seem to be all that conducive to concerts. which is funny, considering the sheer onslaught of shows i have been lucky enough to see as of late. in fact, i have two more to go to this year! and i’m not complaining, every single one i have been to is just fucking awesome in every way.
music is my crack
my heroin
my god damned drug of choice
and i wouldn’t have it any other way, really. you know, so long as i can still drink myself silly, i’m all set.
so yes, this fall has rocked my face so hard…and it just goes to show you how awesome concerts are, when they can take some shithole arena like the fleet center and turn it into a hardcore rockfest of absolute fantasmagoric glee…you fucking know that the true power of rock can conquer all.
you know, in my pants.
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in my concert-going spree of this fall, i couldn’t — absolutely could NOT — resist getting tickets ASAP for this one…last…concert. seriously, how could i miss out on seeing one of my future baby daddies when i was so thoroughly hosed out of seeing him this summer at some random smack-ass school venue? hell no!
and that’s right…this girl’s goin’ to see mos def — and talib kweli! — on december 1st! right here in boston. omg, i know NIN is in a couple of weeks and i should be fired up for that (i am!), but i am overcome with glee at the fact that not only is mos def going to be in boston, but i got tickets to see him! w00t!!!!
i think that will be a great way to round out a season of extreme concert-going awesomeness this year.
mos definitely…
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