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yesterday, i was super cute. i wore my brand new BC heels — they were massively adorable and comfortable, no, really, for REAL comfortable! — and i was super cute, did i mention that? i had my black & teal dress (now, with more boob flaps!) that kinda has a retro feel to it. and it was awesome.
today? i haven’t even gotten dressed yet. fuck bitches, get money, or some shit. i’m up to my eyeballs in homework and currently hate everyone/thing and want to go on a stabbing spree.
plus, i look massively gross.
massively.
today, the goal was to get up early, get out of the house and get things done BEFORE our standard time of rolling out of the house at damn near 5 o’clock.
we went to bed at a decent time, we got up and got ready, and actually made it out of the house.
the pros: we saw sucker punch, we ate tasty mexican food, i got motherfuckin’ starbucks & the boy got $3 pants (sketch!)
the cons: MOTHERFUCKING EV-ER-Y-THING! forgot my wallet, everyone was a cocksucker, no store had the dish drainer tray we need, we were surrounded by mutant freak motherfuckers, forgot some stuff at the grocery store, i was going to cut a bitch, every fucking thing was WRONG.
ugh.
i’m gonna leave y’all with some etta james, motherfuckin’ KILLIN’ IT on a friday afternoon.
watch homegirl drop some STANK A DANK DANK everywhere. nobody does it like etta, man. nobody!
oh god my sleep schedule is fucked up, i’m so behind in school work, everything is ruined, i hate everyone and i kind of want to burn down the apartment or just start smashing things with a hammer.
i hate my life.
fuck.
i think in my old age i’m getting a bit more fashionable, and actually now that i have more time and am generally happier about my lot in life (read: job) i actually attempt to NOT look like a giant gutter troll all day every day.
observe the sheer fantasticness that is my outfit today. it is hard to show with just a small glimpse, but homey don’t play photos on the internet. especially not full length shots, fuck that shit.
seriously, my pumps (they’re stealth pumps! wedges disguised as flats! i can walk in them!) are adorbs, and fully match my cardigan. this cardigan was the most awesome purchase, it’s cute, it’s lightweight and so far it is working for a lot of items in my closet. now i can go to work in a sleeve-less dress or something, and be warm in the morning chill but if it gets too hot in the office, boom! peel it off and i’m good to go. i love all things blue, and the navy stripes on my dress are too cute. plus with my navy sweater tights…i actually look really put together.
if only getting my damn life in order was as easy as picking out something cute to wear, damn it. but, that’s another issue all together, really. ugh.
also, the weather report calls for snow today, but damn it, i am SICK of winter! i’m sick of not wearing cute things, i have a bajillion pairs of shoes (ok, not really, but SOMEDAY) and i don’t get to wear any of them because of shitty weather. partially because it’s gross, and partially because i love my pretty pretties and don’t want to ruin them. today, though? fuck the weather. it’s not slated to start till after i get home, so i shall be cute today, damn it!
so cute!
i’m so sleepy. coffee doesn’t always help. nothing helps. then i get home and pass the fuck out and feel like i’m losing all of my daylight and free time to unconsciousness!
ugh.
what is this? why am i so sleepy all the damn time?
fuck.
timesucks
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- death to the extremist
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