oh my god…
b.l.o.g.
category: daily grind
i don’t know what it is, maybe the coffee or something, but this day is dragging so hard. it’s barely even morning, god it’s not even noon yet. a bunch of stuff has happened, nothing has happened and yet i’m so anxious and antsy.
i’m waiting for the day to end and the minutes are seriously ticking by at a molasses pace.
category: blahblahblah, daily grind
it’s been over a month now, and i’m still every once in a while in disbelief that i do not, in fact, work for my former(forever) employer. it seems strange to think that i don’t have to go downtown every day to that horrid building and deal with any matter of madness thrown my way any longer.
and sure, the sleep rations are a bit low at my new job, but honestly, the benefits far outweigh the drawbacks at this point.
i can’t believe this is happening right now. it doesn’t seem true. it feels (every so often) as if i’ve been skeeving off at my (old) job by driving to natick every day and hanging out there….
any moment someone is going to call me and yell at me for all the mountains and piles of work i’ve yet to do, and all the broken craziness i have to fix and i’ll be in trouble for missing work for so long…
except, it isn’t a dream, this isn’t in my imagination…
this. is. happening.
category: blahblahblah, daily grind
i got screwed over by fedex yesterday, and thus have not received my textbooks yet. i was really looking forward to them yesterday, but continually disappointed by all delivery systems. the downside of not being able to receive packages at work anymore.
an on top of not receiving my books yet (they’re supposed to show up today) i’m just generally freaking out about how i’m going to balance all of my time: work, general house upkeep, gym, school, trying not to pass out every afternoon.
it’s really totally freaking me out.
oh god, where’s my towel?!
category: mehz0rz
mother of god, but that was the WORST.
absolute worst.
like the entirety of the world was just conspiring against me. to make everything SUCK. and yes, ok we did see robby and that was great, but god damn. also: saturday was entirely slept away. wtf? i’m sick of this randomly passing out bullshit. passing out and then waking up with hours gone? how does that even help anything?
i don’t feel rested. most times i feel super nauseous and cheated out of my fucking days. ugh.
so dreadful. i can’t even really deal with today either, super nauseous.
fuck this.
category: bitchery, mehz0rz
this is going to go down in history as the worst fucking day ever. and about the only upside is in a little bit i’m going to a show at great scott’s, but even more so than that: i didn’t fucking get frost bite this afternoon trudging out into the crap pile that is allston in the winter.
ugh.
everything about today sucks and all i want to do is DESTROY THE WORLD. or, you know, roll in a ball in the dark and practice my ugly cry face.
fuck
category: amuserings & musings, glee, music
Gambino is a mastermind, Fuck a bitch to pass the time
Mass Appeal, orange rind
Smoke your green, I’m spending mine
The beat is witches brew, but beware this shit is potent
E.e. cummings on her face, now that’s poetry in motion
Yeah, Gambino make it work, I’m the boss move something
Yeah, This cool fucking suit me, the swag two button
These girls be acting crazy when they’re dancing, Black Swan
I ain’t fucking at the club, put your clothes back on
This beat is a disaster, 9/11 this track
Rappers wanna battle me, I have to mail their heads back
And my clique make that dinero, so its time to meet the Fockers
I am running this bitch, you are just a dog walker
Leaving with yo girl when we last seen each other
You fucking with the baddest like we tag team Rihanna
Fly girl on her knees, she don’t want to come near me
My dick is too big, there’s a big bang theory
Got her picture in my iPhone, what do yall think?
While yall niggas masturbate, I’m in that Ariel Pink
If I am just a rapper, man, you could’ve fooled me
I’m the shit, when these dudes talk, they talking bull me
I’m down with the black girls of every single culture
Filipino, Armenian girls on my sofa
Yeah I like the white girls, some times we get together
Need a thick chick, so it’s black and yellow black and yellow
Love is a trip, but fucking is a sport
Are their Asian girls here? Minority Report
Put your team on the map, Blake Griffin on the court
Niggas bitin off my tracks, need a knife and a fork
We the illest, need a nurse
Here’s the cheque, grab your purse
Unless we fucking, then I’ll pay for all the food on the earth
I got some pussy that was insane
So insane, it’s an enemy of Batman
Niggas call me faggot cause they closeted, I’m hot as shit
Coming out of the backside of a rocket ship
It’s Monster shit
You dude’s are the opposite of Lochnesses
Respond to this, we can squash the beef right now like sausages
Chillin with my n-words, say that like a white kid
Yes you’re booty’s big as hers, say that to my white bitch
So she don’t get embarrassed
My dick is made of carrots
Bunnies wanting to be fed, and I meant honeys, Oh forget it
I have worked all Winter, I will not fail Summer
In the back of the bush, like Gavin Rossdale’s drummer
Yeah, my stinger’s in her flower, I hope she lets me pollenate
Working hard as shit, yeah, this beat is made from concentrate
Nigga can’t you tell that my sample of Adele
Was so hot, I got these hood niggas blowin up my cell?
Swag out the ass, I’m the man, fuck chico
Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego
Think about it for a second
Man we eating, where’s your breakfast?
Man, you hungry have this sandwich
Got my wallet, Cheese and Lettuce
An elephant never forgets, so my dick remembers everything
Green inside your wallet is that pussy open sesame
Running the game, fuck am I saying
Running the earth, Give me a month
Told all you niggas I’m in it to win it
Cause having an Emmy just isn’t enough
Get sloppy drunk, I stay whiskey neat
My clique should be cancelled… Freaks and Geeks
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