have you ever wanted to watch your friends having sex?
so i was browsing the nerve today, and saw this article headline for one of their photo thingies. i can’t explain exactly what it is, because it’s for premium subscribers only, and i’m not paying for the nerve, sorry…but i’m not. (however, if you have a subscription to the never, the article is here).
anyway the point is, i honestly can think of few things more hellish than the prospect of having to watch anyone — in particular my friends — get their bone on. just…oh, the thought of it makes me shudder. even a roommate gettin’ it on with his or her preferred fucktoy kinda makes me feel all kinds of anti-sexy. and it has nothing to do with sex. because i’m a big fan of that, let me tell you. it’s just…if i had to watch someone else doin’ it, i don’t think i’d be able to separate myself from the overwhelming feeling of squickiness i’d feel imagining if someone were watchin’ me shag. i’d be kinda creeped out. seriously.
and i know voyerism is a big thing and all. but i don’t want someone watch me fuck. i get ugly when i fuck, yo. nobody needs to see that. seriously. i know i wouldn’t want to see myself fuck, so i transfer those feelings onto the prospect of watching someone else fuck, ya know?
besides. nobody ever wants to see their friends get their bone on anyway. that’s why porn is (mostly) anonymous. (which is why i refuse to EVER EVER EVER EVEREVEREVEREVER see fresh pink II)