tonight at pan 9:
PAN9 TONIGHT – APRIL FOOLS COMEDY SPECTACULAR – SATURDAY 4.1.06 at 8:30PMNow point to the part of the doll where the clown touched you…
This April Fools’ Day Pan9 brings on the funny. Not funny ha-ha, funny like when your parents told you the divorce was your fault. Yeah, that kind of funny.Robby Roadsteamer: Hate Robby, Love Robby, at least he’s one of the few that still stir passion.
http://www.roadsteamer.com
Steamy Bohemians: If the Smothers Brothers were chicks, and hot… and high.
http://www.steamybohemians.com
Casey Dienel: Casey Dienel is the size of a thimble and eats blood oranges.
http://www.caseydienel.com
Evan O’Television: Schizoid Multi-Media Show.
http://www.myspace.com/evanotv
“The Fuzzly Wunchkins†by Darren Santa Maria: A cute cartoon gone horribly, horribly wrong.
Our Lady of the Inflamed Liver: Present the Depraved Pope Pageant for your Titillation and Disgust
Rouged Ape: Make Gorilla pretty for mommy.
http://www.myspace.com/clerelizabeth
Andy O’Flesh: Everything’s funnier when someone’s naked. Or is it just more disturbing?
Rod Webber: Unfortunately not naked but he’ll bring the awesome funny nonetheless
http://www.myspace.com/rodwebber
Hosted by Shane Webb: Dawn Wiener, except hot, cracked-out & hilarious.
http://www.myspace.com/shanewebb
but most importantly of all…robby roadsteamer!
they played “save your virginity”, “i’m sorry your cat has ass cancer”, “i put a baby in you”, “the heart of a rhino” and “blazin’ glory”, aaaannnnddd fuckin’ in the middle of “heart of a rhino” robby fuckin’ roadsteamer pulled me onto the set. heeee!!! yay! ROCK OUT!!!!! and he signed my CD cover. sweeet!
(it was almost totally worth seeing the smallest penis in the world at the beginning of the show…)
now i pretend to sleep.
