de la hoya lost! de la hoya lost! DE LA HOYA LOST!!! say it with me one time: de la hoya motherfuckin’ lost, son!
L-O-S-E-R!
a douche AND a loser! how awesome is that?! and mayweather beat him down…totally fuckin’ awesome.
down with the french and de la hoya! and i don’t even give a shit if he is mexican or whatever, because you know what? he’s a total mexi-can’t and that’s the motherfuckin’ truth.
cinco de mayo was completely beyond awesome and the mayweather victory was delicious delish icing on the top of the fuckin’ kick-ass cake.
however, the fight wasn’t up to the mayweather standard — at least not to the standard that i’ve seen so far — and i thought that he was way too easy on de la hoya, he wasn’t his quick, strike-fast, constantly moving self. which was a bit of a disappointment. i mean, he was allowing himself to be pinned up against the ropes just to wear de la hoya down…but it seemed like such a waste. even if it was an effective tactic in the end.
if he had’ve been, there could have been a knockout. and that would’ve been fucking beautiful. golden boy, my ass.
“I was having fun in there,” a jubilant Mayweather said after winning a world title in his fifth weight division. “It was a hell of a fight but it was easy work for me. He threw a lot of punches but they weren’t landing.
“I could see the shots coming. I stayed on the outside and made him miss. He’s the best fighter of our era and I beat him.
incidentally, de la hoya tends to be a fan favorite. blah fucking blah, i hate his guts and nobody at my lil soirée wanted him to win either — cuz he’s a douchey mcdouche!
i mean, give it up, pussy:
“I felt I won,” De La Hoya said after one of the judges gave him the fight by 115 points to 113. Mayweather gained the other two verdicts 116-112 and 115-113.
EVERY FUCKING TIME de la hoya loses he throws a fit and bitches and is all “i really won the fight blah blah blah whine whine whine” he’s such a fucking poor sport. he can’t ever just man up and say “you know what? i lost. the better man won the fight.”
and of course, there was some scoring/decision drama immediately after the fight because of score cards and whatnot, mainly because of de la hoya’s inability to deal with the fact that he fuckin’ lost. but in the end, mayweather prevailed as the champion and the decision stood.
oh and he totally deserved to lose, you know. his punches were wild and ineffective — so what if he threw more, they weren’t hitting they weren’t strong or powerful. de la hoya was weak. and, why is it mayweather is the one who showed up all decked out for cinco de mayo and de la hoya is the mexican? what-ev. fan favorite my ass, mayweather was is and still remains the better fighter hands down.
and now…he’s retired! can you believe it? i totally can’t. because mayweather is an absolute fighting machine. de la hoya is old and busted, man. it’s not fair. who even wants to see that old cabron fight anymore, really? and yet, mayweather is right when he says he has nothing left to prove. doesn’t make the world of boxing any less sad to see him go, though.
At 30, Mayweather is an old-school master. De La Hoya merely is old.
true dat!
the rest of cinco de mayo — and the entire weekend — was just absolutely fabulous. good food, good company, good drinks. my posole came out ok and i’m 98% finished with my LCD soundsystem tshirt. hooray! it’s going to look soo good when it’s completely done.
notable information about teh drunkz0rz:
1. i cannot play guitar hero drunk
2. there is ALWAYS room for jello
3. when i’m a.) drunk and b.) not wearing contacts i cannot effectively draw a whole orca on the boy’s ass
4. sangria makes salsa spicier!
only downside of the weekend:
my ipod is DYING!
